I'M BA-ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry I was gone so long.
I was being held captive in the chapel attic of Jellybellyfelly, Scotianesh along with my friend and mafia conrade, Commander Joe Bob Ham Ham. But perhaps I shouldn't have told u that.
Whoops.
Well, I might as well tell u the rest.
I'll have 2 kill u n e way.
Teehee!
Well, the bad nuns were keeping us captive.
Yes.
The bad nuns.
Yes.
At first I couldn't understand what the big burly guard nuns were saying, but then i found the Commanders language translater.
Here is the most INTERESTING conversation I heard

Warning: The following information is Rated X. This information may rape, assualt, or even kill you with water bottles. And that's a slow death...
Teehee!


Nun #1: I have a rash
Nun #2: Really?
Nun #1: Yes. It is turquoise. Yes. Turquoise.
Nun #2: Turquoise?
Nun #1: I have to scrub it every day with blue cheese
Nun #2: Oh I see. It is... Its is from the candlesticks?
*dramatic music plays
Nun #1: Yes. The candlesticks.
*dramatic music plays*
Nun #2: U realize every time we say... that... dramatic music plays?\
Nun #1: Really? That was dramatic music? I thought it was my wenus.
Nun #2: Your what?
Nun #1: My wenus. You know. That little bone on your elbow.
Nun #2: Oh that.
*silence while crickets frolic in the meadows because they have gotten bored of chirping and have decided to frolic in the meadows*
Nun #2: Do you want to get a tofu-kabob?
Nun #1: *gasps* YOU ARE A HIPPIE???!!! *beats Nun #2 up*

We then used this diversion to escape.
Yes.
Well, I will be hoping to update more often now.
Yes.
But for now, may the llamas be with you senior
Yes
-Noodles