Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Interview with Krazy

Hello my friends.
Or should I say...
My victims...
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




Okay, I'm done.
Well, today, I am going to interview my llama friend Krazy, who really is krazy.
Yes,
Krazy.
She/He will write in blue.
Yes.
Blue.
Ba-loo.
Yes.
Blue.
Got it?
Good.
Yes.
Blue.
Okay.
I'm done.
Blue.

1) Q) What is your favorite food?
A) Deep fried sea cucumbers. With a side of their expelled organs. Did you know that they expel their organs when they are threatened? So, I go under the sea to threaten them with my reaper stalker boyfriend's reaper tool.
Yes. How wonderfully satisfying. Yes. *goes to find this reaper tool to use for secret plans mentioned in previous post*

2) Q)
What do you like to do in your spare time?
A) I don't have spare time. Unless you consider expelling organs from innocent sea cucumbers when they don't bring me my lattes spare time. If so then, yes. I do have free time.
Yes. How wonderful. *has a sudden craving for sea cucumbers and lattes and starts abnormally salivating on floor*
*stares at Noodles before licking saliva up* Mmm... Your saliva tastes like chicken..
How... Nice... For you... Umm... *goes to sit on lamp*

3) Q) Who is your role model?
A) Stinkie Winkie from Teletypewriters.'
Don't you mean Tinkie Winkie from Teletubbies?
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Okay then... *sits on two lamps at the same time before they explode leaving a big hole in Noodles' bussums*Ow...

4) Q) What is your favorite food? Wait. Scratch that. Ugh. Can't think of any question. Oh. Right. What question should I ask next?
What is my favorite type of foot?
Deep fried...

5)Q)
What is your favorite type of foot?
Duck. Marfinated. I mean marinated. With potato sauce. Yes.


Well, this wraps up our interview! Goodbye! And eat your sea cucumbers and duck feet!



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