Tuesday, April 14, 2009

My Day

Hello.
Today, I have taken my llama meds that they secretly put in my water while I sleep.
By they, I mean the people who live in the shed behind my home.
There is a man with a gray beard that really needs to shave and a lady that is so fat, she can't fit into any clothes.
She doesn't come out of the house because of that.
How would I know that?
I have cameras installed in the shed they call a house.
I am always watching them.
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I MADE A BUG PYRAMID!!!
*crickets start chirping before I stab them in their puny chests and deep fry their legs before eating them to satisfy my rumblies*
Well, where was I?
Ah.
Yes.
I am watching you, too.
I have cameras installed in your house and wherever you go.
I am always watching you.
I bet you're looking around now
You're thinking whether or not to click out of this window because I scare you.
But you just can't do it.
That is because I have sent my aliens (Yes, I have aliens. I got them to work for me by stabbing their leader in the chest 37 times and deep frying his 9 hands. Yes.) to abduct you and make you want to read this blog post to the very end.
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ANOTHER BUG PYRAMID!!!
Yes, well, now, about my day.
Today, I finally took the meds that they (You know who they are by now. If you don't, you are very retardedand I may need to refer you for psychiatric help.) put in my water.
Yes.
This makes me not as willing to kill living beings and deep fry their hands before eating them to satisfy my rumblies.
Yes.
This means tht all I have been doing today is scheming up evil plans of how to kidnap the prime minister of Scotavianesh and deep fry his hands and eat them to satisfy my rumblies.
Yes.
Do you know how I can do this?
If so, comment on this post and give me your advice!
Come on, don't be shy!
I may even give you the prime minister's thumb after I kidnap him!
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Oh, screw it!
Screw it all!
Just give me your HANDS!!!

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