Stuff About Me

So...
I haven't told you many things about me, have I?
Well, you can't say that any longer.
Here is a list of things about me:

1. My name is Noodles
2. I am a llama
3. A brown llama, that is
4. I was born in the United States, but I will not tell you where because I have enough online stalkers, thank you very much.
5. I like cheese
6. Lots of cheese
7. Like, lots
8. I like chocolate
9. Not vanilla
   
10. Chocolate
11. I don't like aplacas
12. I mean alpacas
13. They are bad
14. Very bad
15. They have a secret society
16. In that secret society they plan
17. They have evil plans
18. I have heard that they plan to take over the world
19. With spit
20. They'll spit on people's clothes
21. Those people won't be able to go out on Saturdays because their clothes will smell like alpacas
22. And believe me, alpacas don't smell good.
23. Then, the people's dates will get sad and they'll go on a rampage in which they will destroy all of the emo music CDs that are in the stores
24. That'll make the emo people kill themselves
25. That'll make every other human want to join in until every human has killed themself
26. Then, the alpacas will take over and smoke cigarettes until they are addicted and force themselves to quit and use nicotine patches.
27. At least, that's what I've heard.

Well, I think I've told you enough about me. How about telling me something about you? Edit your profile and comment on this post saying some stuff about you! I look forward to getting to know you and you're band of woolly banjo playing mammoths!